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In California the “State of Jefferson” folks are steaming along. Secession activists turned out for a Butte County hearing on the subject as reported by the Sacramento News Review.
One man told the board, “My wife and I discuss leaving this state every single day. The State of Jefferson is a new opportunity, a second chance. You ask, ‘What do we have to gain?’ I say, ‘What do we have to lose?’”
Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker has some clean-up to do in the fruit and nut aisle.
When you go to the booth in November, remember that Walker, the self-proclaimed original Tea Party candidate, is the leader of a party that voted on the right to secede.
Speaking of the state of Cheddarworst’s secession efforts. According to Mordecai ”Mind you don’t cut yourself" Lee, a professor of governmental affairs, Wisconsin secession efforts are most definitely treason.
“Efforts to secede are an effort to overthrow the Constitution of the U.S. and frankly, can be called a traitorous activity,” said Mordecai Lee, a professor of governmental affairs.
“I know that sounds strong, and I know we’re supposed to be gentle about everybody having freedom of speech, and I realize that some people don’t take this seriously and they think this is something of a joke about some crackpot, radical right, sort of ‘flat-earther’ concept, but this is very serious,” he said Thursday.
Finally, right wing anti-government darling Clive Bundy is speeding up his fifteen minutes by going full racist in the New York Times.
And I’ve often wondered, are they better off as slaves, picking cotton and having a family life and doing things, or are they better off under government subsidy? They didn’t get no more freedom. They got less freedom.”
Love it or Leave it.
Writing in the Week, Ryan Cooper uses the recent Bundy Ranch standoff to point out “the myth of rural ‘powerlessness.”
But more importantly, the idea that rural America is powerless is nonsense. In fact, rural voters continue to exercise vastly disproportionate influence — if anything, the political system is rigged in their favor.
A Whitehouse.gov petition to that called on Alaskans and others to vote for Alaska to secede from the US and become a part of Russia was taken down after failing to garner enough signatures.
The petition urges Alaska to separate from the US and join Russia. The message points out that residents of Siberia got across the Bering Straits to Alaska in ancient times.
You will recall Russian Ambassador to the European Union Vladimir Chizhov’s joke that Senator McCain should watch over Alaska. This happened on March 22 during the BBC’s Andrew Marr Show where the key issue was the crisis in the Ukraine.
Love it or Leave it.
My newest novel is polished, tight and done. Here’s the query/description:
THE REPUBLIC OF AWESOME is a rollicking political satire that asks an important question of our time: Why is everyone so pissed-off in the most prosperous and free country the world has ever known?
When Federal Agents illegally seize a rare T Rex skeleton from Oahe Village, Mayor Will Davies is thrust into the only course of action his small South Dakota town has left - - secession.
Will’s ancestors founded Oahe Village on a spot of riverside prairie etched in Lewis and Clark lore. Confiscating their dinosaur fossil is the latest in a recent list of insults suffered by the town. Corrupt game wardens hassle hunting and fishing guides out of business. And the governor granted his crony permission to build a massive drag strip on their unspoiled peninsula — despite ferocious opposition.
Inspired by Key West’s ‘tongue-in cheek’ secession, Mayor Will Davies dreams up his own ironic breakaway, this time repurposed as tourist bait. Will’s mock secession generates rabid press coverage. He also attracts Lakota Sioux activists with a covert plan for reclaiming the Black Hills by using Oahe Village’s media frenzy as cover.
When the governor declares their movement illegal, it leads to shocking revelations about Oahe Village’s history and forces Will to choose between his family, his girlfriend and the secessionist cause.
With a Nevada ranch standoff and active secession efforts in California, Colorado, Wisconsin and Maryland dominating headlines, the timing could not better for a rowdy lampoon of rural America’s identity crisis in the age of Obama.
The Washington DC City Paper said of my first novel: “Carr’s expository chops rival those of drugstore jockey’s like Elmore Leonard.” And Richard Peabody, editor of DC’s Gargoyle Magazine, calls the Republic of Awesome ‘Carl Hiaasen channeling “It’s A Wonderful Life,” while I characterize the novel as Sherman Alexie’s “Fight Club.”
Now, who wants to help me sell it?
Last week was my 11th visit to the Sundance Film Festival held in Park City, Utah, and the 30th anniversary of the festival. Here are some brief reviews.
Dinosaur 13 – A top pick of mine before Sundance started that greatly exceeded expectations. Dinosaur 13 is the true story of an epic dispute that erupted over Sue, a rare near intact T Rex fossil discovered in South Dakota by a talented cadre of independent paleontologists. The story may feel familiar to those of us who grew up in the state and have friends and family intertwined with the principles, but the format and pacing is what propels this doc.
The riveting narrative is organized around several set pieces like the army of Feds that stormed the Black Hills Institute to seize the fossil and a courtroom drama. And the interviews with key players, including hardcore optimist and paleontologist Peter Larson who was at the center of the controversy, make this a near perfect documentary. Bought by Lionsgate and CNN, everyone should get a chance to see Dinosaur 13 soon.
Nick Offerman: American Ham – On TV Offerman plays everyone’s favorite government hating municipal employee as Parks and Recreation’s Ron Swanson. At this year’s festival he premiered a concert film of his stage show, American Ham.
Offerman’s comedy is aimed right at the sweet spot for so-called South Park libertarians. His hilarious take on his nine rules for life success combines praise for American farmers with socially progressive views, disdain for vegetarians and pleas to heartily enjoy intoxicants — only after a day of hard work.
Dear White People – is a deft, well-crafted comedy with similarities to Spike Lee’s School Daze. Black students at a fictional and mainly white Ivy League college struggle, often humorously and occasionally affecting, to find their identities and direction. The film did stumbled a bit toward the end and could have a more cohesive resolution, though overall a strong debut by director Justin Simien.
Rich Hill - won the Grand Jury Prize for U.S. documentary and I couldn’t wait for the dam movie to end. The film is a remarkable achievement, letting viewers into the lives of three at risk boys in the economically depressed town of Rich Hill, Missouri. Viewers are given a stark window into the soul crushing existence endured by the boys and their families. While dizzying in its intimacy, Rich Hill is relentlessly hopeless.
Lambert and Stamp - My biggest disappointment is the rockumentary about legendary mentors/managers of the Who. The first hour is rollicking and kinetic while the second drags. Pete Townshend and Chris Stamp are two of rock ‘n roll’s wittiest and engaging commentators, sadly they are allowed to prattle on for far too long about minor ego infringements. Like for miles and miles and miles…